We need water badly. Little rain for the past month has taken the starch out of the leaves, fall blossoms…and me. A wet early summer has turned into a dry late summer. A cold front is on the way…a dry cold front. Rain is as likely as me eating Pumpkin Spice Spam…well, Spam period.
The dry weather seems to have angered the already angry yellow jackets too…I think my mere presence angers the yellow jackets. I water my bride’s flowers daily so she doesn’t get carried off or bled dry by mosquitoes. The yellow jackets appreciate the water, they just don’t appreciate the person laying it down. Three have expressed a stinging rebuke of me over the past week along with two red wasps adding their own firey reprimand. Fair is fair. I dislike them too and retaliate with wasp and hornet spray. “Die you little bastards, DIE!” I may be as angry the yellow jackets.
My own anger comes from more than the lack of water or hostile flying assholes. Less than a week from the Fall Equinox, despite the summer-like temperatures, I can tell the seasons are changing.
“All things have their season, and in their times all things pass under heaven.” Or, if you like the Byrds better, “To everything, turn, turn, turn. There is a season, turn, turn, turn”…so forth and so on.
A change in wind direction causes falling leaves to swirl. The wind still blows warm but the fallen leaves crunching underfoot turns the backyard into a minefield of sorts. Searching for puppy leavings and not finding any until I step on them. Not realizing I stepped on a turd taco until I get back into the house.
Being knocked unconscious by this year’s bumper crop of falling black walnuts or rolling an ankle over on those already on the ground when not paying attention. I hate black walnuts almost as much as yellow jackets.
Oh, Lawd, gutters to clean out and what to do with Linda’s plants as the temperatures fall. The power washing I didn’t get to do in the spring. Wood to cut and split. Time to pay the piper I suppose. “All things have their season” and ’tis the season of doing today what you should have done three months ago.
I’m of two minds…both very small. I welcome the fall temperatures while lamenting the end of summer and the shortened days. I don’t know why I lament. I’ve been very non-productive this summer…can I be less productive in the fall? Yeah….
Will we even have a fall? Some years autumn in the foothills of the Blue Ridge lasts for a whole two hours on the third Tuesday of October. Otherwise, it is straight from summer to winter. The weather has been so crazy maybe this year summer will last through winter…”But the mosquitoes!” It doesn’t seem to matter about the mosquitoes. If they can survive in the sub-Arctic tundra, they will have no problem here.
Bonfires, hoodies, boots traded for flip-flops, Wranglers for shorts…there will be no bonfires if we don’t get some rain and I don’t ever totally put away my flips.
Store promotions ignoring Halloween and Thanksgiving while attempting to sell Christmas tree lights and tinsel. It’s a month and a half till Halloween Wally World, two to Thanksgiving. You’ve already turned your garden area into a bicycle area. Slow it down a bit okay?
Pumpkin spice…pumpkin spice everywhere. In an autumn beer? In Spam? Pumpkin spice should be limited to pumpkin pie and pumpkin pie…well…should be limited. Does citronella come in pumpkin spice scent? Pumpkin spice scented Deep Woods OFF! I’m sure the mosquitoes would love it.
“To every season” maybe my problem. Every time I turn around it seems I’m facing a changing season. The realization that there are fewer seasons ahead than behind? As God or the Byrd’s song reminds me, “A time to be born, a time to die, A time to plant, a time to reap, A time to kill, a time to heal, A time to laugh, a time to weep.” I don’t know if I should laugh or weep.
Quotes are from:
Ecclesiastes 3, 1-8
“Turn, Turn, Turn” The Byrds, 1965
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