Two Dolla’ Pitchers….


Two-dollar pitchers of beer.  Bigggggg pitchers.  Cheap beer even forty years ago…and a potentially lethal elixir when consumed in the dark, hole in the wall bar named Dino’s Lounge.   Stir in for flavor a local, bluegrass “party” band named the “Stoney Creek String Band”, one might think they were consuming a magical concoction that made one bulletproof.  Insert a shapely blond in jeans and a white men’s shirt as a swizzle stick…the story might take a twisted route.  One might find himself married.

Apparently, the Seventies were an obscure and somewhat blurry period of my life.  Well truthfully, I was stone cold sober when I asked her to marry me…maybe I should have remained incapacitated until the Eighties and I assure you a hangover would not have been as bad.  Another bad news flash, I ain’t tellin’ this story.  There are people still alive who just would not understand.

I’ve never had a drinking problem…not that I didn’t try to.  Drinking seemed to be the cool thing to do and I could have had an advanced degree in two dolla’ pitchers of beer and Jack Daniels “Likker” drinks.  I failed my dissertation.  The times I stepped one or five beers or mixed drinks over the line, I didn’t much like the outcome the next day. Whether it was the hangover from hell I woke up with or the person from hell I woke up with, both were powerfully painful occasions and I was smart enough to learn from them…after a while.  I find it interesting how well I remember the hangovers…the people not so much.  That may be a blessing.

I learned from my mistakes which means I have survived my own stupidity.  Despite the pain of my stupidity, I look back fondly at the people who live in those memories…but there was that proposal…and its acceptance.  In all honesty, I look back fondly on the blond headed swizzle stick, she was a wonderful woman and my divorce was just that, my divorce.

It’s social media’s fault I’m percolating over my misspent youth…well, misspent young adulthood…I was a late bloomer.  It could be the gray and rainy day too.  “Rainy days and Mondays….”  Gray and rainy days tend to make me percolate over misspent youth and my attention was drawn to a post about a former teaching peer, now deceased, which makes it more depressing.

My memory took me to one of those two dolla’ pitcher nights, Dino’s Lounge and Stoney Creek.  A table surrounded by young men who still had their hair, harassing the pretty waitress as if we really had a chance and leaving a big tip just in case.  Young men, friends who shared embellished stories of conquests past and ones we hoped would come.  Young men with ready laughs and all their teeth.  A brother, former coaching peers, a band director and a couple of former players.  I remember it was a fun night long ago…but that might be those two dolla’ pitchers.

Somehow, we all survived to find other ways to die.  Several are no longer with us…gone too quickly, but we all survived our foolishness.  We all survived to be fine, upstanding if boring, citizens.  Those young men still live in those memories…they will live as long as I live, along with two dolla’ pitchers, Dino’s Lounge and the Stoney Creek String Band.

Footnote:  There is a Stoney Creek Band which still exists after forty years in the business.  They must be good and they play bluegrass too.   It’s not my Stoney Creek Band which exists only in my memories.  I’m sure there is a Dino’s Lounge somewhere.   If it has two dolla’ pitchers, don’t bother telling me, I ain’t going.

Don Miller is a multi-genre writer.  His works may be accessed at