If I go missing interrogate the squirrels, they are the ones gathering nuts.
Allow me the illusion I am not crazy…rephrase…allow me the illusion I am not insane. I am crazy but not to the point of tearing wings off flies, wearing tin foil hats or using those last words so familiar to country boys like me, “Hey Y’all watch this.”
I’m more like Jimmy Buffett’s “Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes, if we weren’t all crazy we’d all go insane” crazy. However, I do hear voices and am crazy enough to believe they are attempting to tell me something…possibly something important. It has grown quite crowded in my head as a chorus of voices attempts to lead me down a path that is curvy and twisted as a mountain road. Those twist backs are murder.
The voices I hear are usually having some type of debate…or an argument may be a better description. I am reminded of the angel and devil from Animal House or maybe the food fight from the same movie. Yes, more like dozens of angels and devils throwing food at each other while they debate the eternal damnation of my very soul.
A chorus of former acquaintances metaphorically yelling “F@#$ her, F@#$ her brains out,” followed by the chorus of former dead church members, led by the angelic voice of my mother, countering with “For shame Donald, I am surprised at you!” All the while, creamed potatoes are flying. Maybe I should rethink my declaration of sanity.
For the last few days, my voices have sounded like shrill blue jays having such a particularly raucous squabble, my earbuds and running can’t seem to drown them out. Usually running will drown out everything except the pain of my running.
These are depressing voices…trying to pull me down by taking advantage of my predisposition toward depression. Voices heralding the end of the world, protest, death… disrespect. For some reason, Stephen Stills voice reverberates with the words from “For What It’s Worth,” …” Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep, it starts when you’re always afraid, you step out of line, the man comes and take you away.”
Unfortunately, the song disintegrates into “They’re coming to take me away…to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men, in their clean white coats, they’re coming to take me away”
A voice with a professorial lilt I can’t recognize points out, “Maybe the world hasn’t changed much, maybe we are still protesting the same things. Maybe this is a never-ending film loop. Maybe….”
I wonder about the order of issues bellowed out by my voices; end of the world in nuclear fire, protest, death by gunfire or abortion…disrespect…. Another voice is now asking if a lack of respect for ourselves is the underlying culprit. Yet another is shouting “No it is the devaluation of life…if there is a lack of respect it is for the sanctity of life…my life and the lives of those I love.” A fourth is screeching, “Bullying, bullying, bullying.” A fifth, sounding like Billy Graham, softly states, “You’ve turned your back on God!”
More cacophony of dissonance…or is it? My angel and devil have now become a mob and taken on the persona of our politicians except I don’t know which might be which, angels or devils.
It is a beautiful Sunday morning for a walk and run before church, but I worry my voices will ruin it for me. Despite my trepidation, I push on. My exertions seem to have quieted the voices. They became quieter and quieter as I run along. While not in unison, as they quiet themselves, the voices began to ask the same question, a simple one-word question…” Why?” Their silence now worries me more than their question. Could it be their silence is an admission there is no answer to the question?
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