Just had my yearly physical. So far so good. Blood pressure was great as was my pulse rate. Weighed less than I did last year. I still have some work to do. Gotta go to the orthopedist next week about my nasty shoulder. If you don’t remember, go to my post “Ha, Ha, Ha! Stupid Man Goes Boom!” The post will explain if the shoulder if the title doesn’t. I’ll leave the link at the end.
I’m anxiously awaiting my blood work results…you know lipids, cholesterol, triglycerides, PSAs and such. There’s a lot in the report I have no clue about. Hopefully my doctor does.
Sugar…don’t forget the sugar…don’t want to come down with the sugar. That’s Southern for sugar “diabetus” said in a ghostly Wilford Brimley’s voice.
I’m also several quarts of cooking oil low. Fourteen years ago, I made a lifestyle change. I didn’t want to make the change exactly. If you are more intellectually gifted than a rock, a heart attack and the resulting aftermath will cause you make lifestyle changes. My Father’s voice joins Wilford’s, “Son, it is for your own good.” Maybe, but I don’t have to like it.
While I might lean farther left politically than many of my Southern brethren, make no ham hock bones about it. I am a son of the South when it comes to food and drink. Southern fried anything, Southern iced tea so sweet it makes your teeth hurt, banana puddin’, bourbon glazed…anything. Just don’t use the drinkin’ bourbon for the glaze. I like to marinate myself while the ribs are smokin’. The cheap stuff is on top of the fridge, the good hidden in the pantry.
Make that once was a son of the South when it came to food and drink. I gave up much to have good blood work. No Southern fried grits nuggets…um, um, good. If Paula Deen can deep fry mac and cheese, I can deep fry grits.
As I write this, I’m considering what snacks I might eat while watching this evening’s viewing choices. Some people might think popcorn…pretzels may be. I’m thinking about breaded okra deep fried golden brown in Crisco with a side of pulled pork barbeque on white bread dripping with a yellow mustard barbeque sauce. Maybe mayonnaise slaw for a veggie…wait okra is a veggie. I’ve not gone off the rails. Just wishing…my snacks will probably involve air popped Orville’s.
Crisco…the “healthy” replacement for hog lard back in the day. Growing up, it was a major cooking condiment. How quickly things change. All those nasty trans fats. Crisco has removed them but still can’t outrun its reputation.
A solid at room temperature it melted in a hot frying pan and had a high smoking point. Perfect to pan fried battered chicken or catfish. Cheap, it was more easily accessible more than it was healthy. Crisco allowed us to save the butter for more important delicacies like buttering biscuits or making crust for pies.
I don’t know when my Nannie made the conversion from lard to Crisco. She was a young girl when Smucker introduced the first one-hundred percent vegetable shortening made from cottonseed oil in 1911. Cottonseed oil? Cotton is a vegetable? There was a lot of cotton around, but if memory serves, we never ate it. Now it is made with soybean oil.
The name Crisco is a modification of “crystallized cottonseed oil.” Yum. Originally the name Chryst was suggested, with religious implications galore. “Fry with Crisco! It’ll bring Grandma back from the grave!” Here in the South I don’t know if that would have been a selling point or blasphemy…I’m guessing the Southern Baptist would have eaten it up.
“You might be Southern Baptist if you woke up one morning craving fried chicken and interpreted that as a call to preach or you believe you’re supposed to take a covered dish to heaven when you die.” (www.kaydacus.com)
I remember the large blue tin with the red letters framed in an oval white. It sat on a shelf within easy reach of the gas stove. Seemed every meal featured something fried in Crisco. Fried chicken, chicken-fried steak, catfish and hushpuppies, livermush.
Tall and fluffy cathead biscuits made by cutting the Crisco into the flour with buttermilk. The sound of cornbread batter being poured into a hot cast iron frying pan. That explosive sizzle as cold batter met screaming hot Crisco oil. I am salivating.
If we weren’t frying with Crisco, we were frying something like fatback or bacon. “Don’t you dare throw than bacon grease away! Put it in this old Crisco tin, I’ll use it later.” Flavoring gold it was. Crisco is flavor neutral, bacon grease is not. Fried eggs, vegetables, hash browns (fried taters for my Southern friends) are simply better in bacon grease…as I remember. “It’s been so long…Oh heavy sigh!”
In my transformed kitchen it is oven baked chicken in lemon juice, olive oil, and pepper, a crisp green salad with a vinaigrette, and sweet potato fries…the menu sounds pretty good. It just ain’t crispy fried chicken, potato salad, and turnip greens cooked with fatback, bacon grease, hog jowls or all three.
Well. I just got my blood work back. I’m as healthy as a ox…how do we know the ox is healthy? Anyway, cholesterol great, lipids great…and my sugar…my sugar is wonderful. I think I’m going to celebrate. Fried okra is in my near future. It’s a year before I have to have blood work done again so I may add that pulled pork BBQ side dish. Yeah, cornbread battered okra deep fried in Crisco. No air popped popcorn for me. “What do you mean we’re out of Crisco?…haven’t had it in years?”
Link to Ha, Ha, Ha! Stupid Man Goes Boom! https://cigarman501.wordpress.com/2020/08/16/ha-ha-ha-stupid-man-goes-boom/
Link to Don Miller’s author’s page https://www.amazon.com/Don-Miller/e/B018IT38GM?fbclid=IwAR2gV2t9D5mJMRXox9JEm7959hs95fSapi1K30KIYtQuAax8JRWvyZtuc70
Images of Crisco cans from https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/vintage-advertising-tins-crisco-paper-1727753671