I’ve battled kudzu for the past thirty years. Some bright soul decided to import it from Japan and somehow the smothering vine has found a growing spot near my garden and is trying to cover a gully cut by a stream.
Kudzu became a great erosion control method, so great it has been called the “Plant that ate the South.” Below my garden, near the creek, I saw my first Kudzu runner this morning. The war begins again, a war that I am gradually losing.
Sorry, you’ll have to allow me a “pig trail” memory. I remember cotton growing in the huge field across from my childhood home…and kudzu growing in the eroded ravine bordering that huge field. It reminded me of the old Tarzan movies we watched on a black and white television on Sundays after church. It was a jungle and I feared walking near it. My childish mind imagined a tropical rainforest flourishing just across the road…lions and tigers and big snakes, oh my!
There was a smaller field of cotton growing behind my house above an eroded red clay bank separating the cotton from the field of corn growing below it. There was no kudzu growing on the bank but should have been. Broom straw was all that grew on its banks.
That’s not quite true, my mother grew there too…grew weary of having to clean my permanently red-stained clothes after I played on it. Until I was old enough to pick cotton or pull corn I honed my imagination playing on those eroded red clay banks.
Tonka toy trucks and earthmovers created redoubts and ramparts to protect little green plastic soldiers who fought for their lives in the battles I created. Later, as I outgrew the trucks and soldiers, my friends would join me as we refought World War Two battles with cap pistols and my Combat, the television show, Thompson Sub-Machine gun. Sergeant Saunders would have been proud. Momma wasn’t. She still battled my clothing and was a bit peeved when she found me using her aluminum mixing bowl as an army helmet.
None of those items exist anymore…except…the kudzu. The fields have given over to condominiums. Tonka toys passed down to my younger siblings as I outgrew them, green soldiers became lost somewhere in the sands of time. Plastic, green soldier heaven I guess…or hell. My machine gun, carelessly abandoned, run over in the prime of its life by an uncaring bicyclist.
I don’t see a lot of cotton grown near my upstate home. I see a lot of kudzu. On trips to the coast in the late fall, I once saw expansive fields growing cotton. Cotton bolls bursting white in the fall as the fields sped by outside of my car window. Big green, red or orange machines rolling in unison, replacing the slaves, sharecroppers and po’ white trash who picked it by hand in a time long past. Even with mechanization, much of the cotton has been replaced by soybeans.
I say po’ white trash because I can. I used to be a part of the po’ white trash or po’ white at least. I never thought of us as trash…nor even poor I guess. Sometimes life is quite rich without the need for money. Even the owners of the lands we worked were “landed” rich with little actual money. We worked side by side with the black sharecroppers, their hands callused over from the daylight to dark of night days making four dollars a day…1950s and 60s money. Let’s see…that’s about forty dollars a day in today’s money, less than three hundred a week in today’s green money for a six-day week. Not a lot of money to realize your dreams.
Kudzu was planted in the United States in the late nineteenth century as a foul joke. Not really, it was a novelty, touted as fodder for livestock. I admit my goats loved it. When they grazed was the last time I had the vine controlled. Shouldn’t have gotten rid of the goats. Good grazing but not good to dry and bail. Too heavy and wet.
On a bad day, a vine of kudzu will grow six inches in a twenty-four-hour period. I don’t think kudzu has ever known a bad day. In optimum growing conditions, which seems to be any humid, Southern summer day, it will grow a foot a day. I swear on my dead mother’s grave the statement is not an embellishment. I’ve watched it do it.
Roundup doesn’t work despite spraying it every two weeks and by “All Things Holy,” don’t burn it…it just grows back stronger than before. I once attached a chain to a large root and tried to pull it up with my thirty-two-horsepower green tractor that does not run like a deer…the root pulled my front end off the ground before the root broke. As far as I know, the root is still growing toward China. I guess I need to mend my fences and get a goat.
In the 1930’s many cotton fields had played out and been abandoned due to the depression and the low prices accompanying it. Erosion had begun to do its dirty deed in fields over plowed and undernourished. Kudzu was used successfully for erosion control…too successfully. I’ve seen stands of fifty-foot pines covered, bending under the weight, and abandoned cabins totally enveloped by the vine. During the winter their gray outlines are almost ghostly.
Beware if you are living next to a stand. Be vigilant and do not leave your windows open. A person might wake up trapped in their bed by long green vines.
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The image is of an abandoned home about a week from being covered in Kudzu courtesy of http://www.discover.uga.edu